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I have strong, non-negotiable opinions about the correct way to load a dishwasher

Dishwasher loading is one of the most reliably contentious domestic disputes because it combines genuine functional differences, personal ownership of domestic tasks, and the symbolic weight of having your system rejected. The strength of the feeling is disproportionate to the object — which makes it a proxy for something larger.

Have you ever done this?

Be honest — have you ever done this?

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Dishwasher engineers confirm that there is an objectively more efficient loading strategy — water rotation patterns mean that certain positions clean better than others. Both sides of every dishwasher argument may be partially correct.

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